Okay, as you all know, I am not usually one to get "worked up" over things, especially over small creatures and insects...
But enough is enough!
Started out with an ant attack. They invaded not only my bag with residue of melted chocolate, but my cereal, my bed AND personal space!
But I sucked it up and I ate that cereal, fishing out as many of the ants I could find. I left my bag untouched as a sweet present to my new "roomates" and did a routine bed check each night before turning off the lights.
This morning is different. I had my last bowl of cereal and thought nothing could go wrong. Until I walked through the hallway past the bathroom. There it was....a spider. "Don't freak out, don't freak out" I chanted over and over again. Grabbed my boot and I SMASHED IT! ...I think I did at least. Only problem is that now I can't find it. See I smashed it with all my strength and then ran behind my bedroom door.
Okay, so a little freaked out but still okay. At this point I am recovering by the front door. When out of the corner of my eye I see a lizard slither out from under my chair and dart for the refrigerator! That was it, I lost ALL composure and bodily control!
The worst part of it all: I had a fresh pot of coffee that had just finished percilating that was located right past the refrigerator.
I am currently jumping from chair to couch to chair in my place hoping to avoid all creatures great and small.
